Not to count my chickens or anything...

My final essay, titled "The Cock is not a Joke: Decoupling Political and Social Power from the Penis" was one of nine A's (the highest grade given). The professor wrote, "Excellent. First rate. You do a fine, detailed job of outlining Halberstam's essay. Your paper is well written and beautifully argued."

This is notable because it is the last essay comment from a professor I will receive and the grade that ensured my A in the class. I earned high A's in Lit Theory and American Indian, and a D — 66% — in Algebra, which I am so grateful to echthroi for, because I couldn't have done it without him. Thanks to justira and seventhe for giving me this opportunity and believing in me and supporting me through my university's continued fail and tone deaf behavior.

I have earned my B.A. in English and my history minor. I'm done. \o/